Doing his part to add more VIP cred to the upcoming
2010 MTV Movie Awards, movie exec Les Grossman — last seen shaking his moneymaker in "Tropic Thunder" — recently took time out of his busy schedule to offer "Twilight" heartthrob Robert Pattinson a few grooming tips before the big show, which airs live June 6.
In a new promo, Grossman tells Pattinson (bluntly and spewing profanities) that the awards show is
lucky to have him: "MTV is sportin' mad wood that you're doing the show."
Pattinson, looking a little startled and uncomfortable, admits to Grossman that he's been thinking about cleaning himself up a bit for this year's awards show. "Maybe [I'll] get a suit, have a shave. Maybe [I'll] wash my hair," RPattz responds.
"I love it," Grossman says sweetly, before raising his voice and launching into a tirade. "In fact, I love it so much I'm going to fly Vidal f---ing Sassoon here to personally give you a Brazilian blowout! And when he's done, I'll give you the number of a good plumber because you just flushed your f---ing career down the toilet!
"Your filthy hair made you a star," Grossman reminds Pattinson. "Your filthy hair made me hundreds of millions of dollars and, he adds," pausing for dramatic effect, "sent my fat a--kid to space camp four times." He manages to calm down long enough to ask Pattinson a question: "What kind of shampoo are you going to use?"
"Dirt?" Pattinson offers nervously...
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Don't miss the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, airing live from Los Angeles on Sunday, June 6, at 9 p.m. ET/PT.